Relating to
    that time in first grade when
    a boy asked to see my hoo hoo
Relating to
   why i often mispell
   antidisestablishmentarianism
Relating to
   the medical ID bracelet
   I never wear that proclaims
   I have a negative RH factor
Relating to
   lesbians and gays and
   everyone who likes Lou Reed
Relating to
   what happens when a tree
   falls in the woods
Relating to
   the Rolling Stones Sticky
   Fingers Album