What scares me? Pincher bugs
Why God Why? Did you
create these horrible, big, ugly
neck biting bugs. They serve
absolutely no service on this
earth but to fly, land on me
and scare the shit out of me.
I don’t see any birds eating
them, I see nothing eating them.
But they are there on hot, hot
Sunny days which I have to
spend my time inside, when
I would rather be outside.
They know my fear, they sense
it somehow. For when I
go outside they flock to me
and scare the hell out of
me.
