What I want for Christmas,

It has to be black,

It has to have rainbow hair,

It has to puke flowers,

It has to fart sunshine,

It has to have a house made of clouds,

It has to have glittery eyes,

It has to have hoofs made of gold,

It has to have a horn made of silver,

Yeah, I want a unicorn for Christmas.

Bite meh.

 

~ The Running Man