What I want for Christmas,
It has to be black,
It has to have rainbow hair,
It has to puke flowers,
It has to fart sunshine,
It has to have a house made of clouds,
It has to have glittery eyes,
It has to have hoofs made of gold,
It has to have a horn made of silver,
Yeah, I want a unicorn for Christmas.
Bite meh.
~ The Running Man