What scares me? Pincher bugs

Why God Why? Did you

create these horrible, big, ugly

neck biting bugs. They serve

absolutely no service on this

earth but to fly, land on me

and scare the shit out of me.

I don’t see any birds eating

them, I see nothing eating them.

But they are there on hot, hot

Sunny days which I have to

spend my time inside, when

I would rather be outside.

They know my fear, they sense

it somehow. For when I

go outside they flock to me

and scare the hell out of