Today I’m in a purple people eater mood. My spirit animal is a Canadian timber wolf and it’s dying to get out and tear into the little grey wolf in my home. I’m trying to keep my wolf contained but the purple people eater just keeps saying it tastes like chicken allegedly.

No, I tell myself, but the purple people eater keeps egging me on, going yum yum. The wolf is strong in me and just wants to do bad things, but I like my good time, so I’m grounded.

My wolf is ready and willing but is caged at the moment. Just try me little grey wolf, just try!

I am incorrigible. (Invictus)

Krazy Krissy